[The video feed turns on. Alphonse is sitting outside -- probably because he can't feel how cold it is. He keeps opening and closing a hand as the steady raindrops blur the screen, as if he can will himself to feel them ( Read more... )

[A clatter, and the PCD turns on, right in the middle of what sounds like a teenage girl screaming bloody murder.]

TH-TH-TH ONE NIGHT I SLEPT WITHOUT A SHIRT-!!!

[A girl comes on the PCD, obviously Al but with SLIGHTLY more feminine features.]

Tell me I'm not the only one...!